Your pet has opinions about you
Point Pet Roaster at a photo of your pet and it writes the roast they have clearly been drafting for months. You get an archetype, two ratings they did not earn, and one line about what they really think of you.
Then you put it on a mug, because of course you do.
Three taps, one verdict
- Pick a photo. Camera roll or a fresh one, cat or dog or otherwise.
- Get roasted. A card lands in a couple of seconds.
- Share it. Or keep it. Your last 50 roasts stay on your phone.
No account, ever. There is nothing to sign up for and nothing to log in to.
Questions, or something broken?
The support page covers the things that go wrong most often, and how to reach a human when it is something else.